Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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