Your tits are I can't wait for
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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