It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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