Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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