have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My cat gives me a boner
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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