Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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