Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
40s are totally the cure
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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