why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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