what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
foreskin is a definite game changer
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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