**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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