I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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