Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
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what?
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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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