I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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