im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
