therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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