Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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