very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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