he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
sex in a hospital.. check
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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