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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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