i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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