stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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