well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I need to calm my uterus...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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