Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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