He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just google imaged poop.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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