im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
