It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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