whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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