what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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