On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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