Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Terrible idea I love it
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
