Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I currently don't understand fingers.
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