so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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