Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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