There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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