Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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