so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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