No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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