The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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