member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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