so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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