So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
i need some magic done to my vagina
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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