I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you traded sex for a burrito?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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