I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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