Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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