I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
