If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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