They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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