your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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