the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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