im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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