dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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