I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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