its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
im holly from the hills drunk
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize
