No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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