3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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