I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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